Zombie, Pineapple, Octopus
Okay good readers, my friend’s kids wanted a story about a certain yellow, square sea sponge, and in the wish to avoid any copyright issues I did a parody of said sponge instead. Hey, we all have lame writing days, this is MY lame, I own it, it’s Mine! Your kids might like it though, everyone knows that grown-ups are lame! Read the rest of this entry
Troll, Faerie, Magical
In the darkest woods you might be chased
By a fey little man with an elfin face,
who crept beside you and kept apace
till he decided or not to give you his grace.
Winning it he will not kill,
you’ll go unmolested and because of his skill
the magical forest won’t see you until
you are safely through in spite of this chill.
Faerie, spirit, witch or sprite,
describe this person of goblin sight
who feeds baby rabbits and then robs them of sight
to be gripped by the talons of an owl tonight.
The sun has gone and left this place,
don’t stay, go home or just in case -
knock three times, ‘cause you can’t outrace
a troll with a grudge and a metal spiked mace.
YouTube video created by R. Blair Sands ~ Thank you it’s fanTAStic!
I, Monique, all Halloween-y sounding, recorded the audio. LOL
